Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
soo... how was my night?
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