Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
It's really funny to see the look on the sales lady's face when she asks why you're replacing a painting. "I knocked it off the wall during sex w/ my heels," wasn't what she expected.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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