do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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