Three words: puerto rican gang bang
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
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