Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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