there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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