Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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