Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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