Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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