Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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