halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
YOU'RE CHANGING THE SUBJECT. I CAN BLOW SOMETHING UP OR I CAN TELL HIM YOU LOVE HIM, BUT ONE OF THE TWO IS BOUND TO HAPPEN
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
