She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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