look no pants
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Started my day with puking in a trash can.... Its gonna be a beautiful day
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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