would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I've been on the toilet for an hour. On a six day bender. My ass feels like its leaking vodka
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
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