Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Look you found him on craigslist. You should be happy that he at least HAS a normal looking dick.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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