His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
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