I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
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