I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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