I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
Absolutely. Last time I signed up for a softball league I had sex with my high school economics teacher.
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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