Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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