Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
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