Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
You're the only true friend I have, if true friendship is based off who would be there for me at 4am during a boxed wine crisis.
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
Also I’m on 3%. Just Incase.. I miss you and I love you and you’re my everything and I’m getting drunk.
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