Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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