she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
She is in my trunk
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
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