i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I baked a frozen pizza completely, put it back in the plastic and box, and put it back in the freezer. THAT drunk.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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