Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
They got a 10 foot tall beach ball from the roof of a McDonalds. Get the fuck over here.
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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