theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
I woke up on the toilet with my feet gorilla glued to the floor, cake and makeup on my face and my hand glued to my head.
Welcome to the world of vodka. Rule #1: NEVER PASS OUT. Happy 21st
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
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