i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Randomize
