Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize