did you know you can prarie-dog a fart??
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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