We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Randomize
