Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
bonus
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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