You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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