You're so nebulous sometimes
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I had to sit there with his three fat aunts talking about a bunch of 50 Shades knockoff books.
I felt like a taxi, but my meter was running up minutes he would be eating me out that night.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Randomize
