I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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