He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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