He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
You kept saying you we're gonna puke and wanted to steal my pants
That does not explain the remnants of a small fire in my bathtub.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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