the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
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