I'm laying in your front yard are you home
kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
Oh. My. God. I. Am. Going. To. Punch. Someone. In. The. Face. Immediately.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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