i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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