Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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