love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Woke up this morning with a note saying "great sex, see you never". Why can't I meet more women like her?
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Randomize
