I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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