my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
How does it feel to date your dad?
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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