hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Please, let me fuck your mom
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
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