You work out of a Hotel?
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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