break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
So I just went home and made my own spanx by cutting the legs off of a pair of nylons. I'm either a genius or missed my calling to live in a trailer park.
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
I have aggressive nipples.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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