David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Can I trade you chipotle for a pregnancy test?
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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