yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I live vicariously through you. No one mistakes me for a hooker anymore. I look like a stay at home mom of three. On bad days of four.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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