How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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