Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
I believe in your delicious
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Randomize
