BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
Randomize
