There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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